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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Frankencastle –– Quai Des Brumes.

         I liked Frankencastle so far. I liked that they brought him back to life without fanfare. As if the reassembling and reanimating of the Punisher was a cinch and didn't even require exposition. Usually Marvel would be at pains to tediously detail "how it was done." This time it happened off-camera. We wake up as Frank & strangle the werewolf. What was it he said? "Your dog eats his own shit. Stinks." I don't know if even Ennis could have come up with that line. And I liked the Disney/Moebius art. I only resented that I'd already read half of it in last month's number. 
         I liked that line, "Ghod makes mistakes!" 
         Also the distant sight, from the ground up, of Daken chopping up Frank. As seen by Jigsaw's son. 

         Yes I have seen and like well Quai des Brumes. I mix it up, understandably, with Clouzot's Quai des Orfevres, which is superior by far. Quai des Brumes has a great performance by Michel Simon though, as the lowest trash of the low. You seen him in Boudu Saved From Drowning? A better film, I argue against the tide, than La Regle du Jeu. Meanwhile Gabin is at his inscrutable-hammy best. I like Gabin a lot, but I find him patently absurd every time.  (Except in Touchez Pas Au Grisbi and maybe La Grande Illusion.) They used to say, "Gabin always plays Gabin." Speaking of Carne, have you seen Therese Raquin? I consider it a better film (than Quai des Brumes). Although, all in, you come to believe what "they" say, that the excellence of Les Enfants du Paradis is really all down to Prevert. 

Thursday, August 27, 2009

"Contra Lycanthropy."


 I was reading old Batmans (“Batmen”) and that familiar trusty sensor went off in my medulla oblongata, like a red telephone with Commissioner Gordon at the other end, that announced the arrival of The Boring again into our lives.
     It was a story about that noteworthy curiosa Americana, the
Man-Bat. I realized, hardly with the shock of the new, that lycanthropy and its variants are powerful dull to me. Vladimir Propp might have summed the lycanthropy story up well:

Funktion / Aktion 1— Well-intentioned scientist blunders upon chemical compound of apparently innocent properties, albeit untried. Naively imbibes thereof.

Funktion / Aktion 2— Amazement as scientist transforms into a man-animal amalgam of some dreary and fatuous sort. 

Funktion / Aktion 3— Said scientist–hippogriff embarks on a rampage. In the melee he possibly kidnaps his own wife or daughter.

Funktion / Aktion 4—  He simply must be stopped.

Function / Aktion 5— In the nick of time, he is stopped. An antidote is located and duly administered. Customary humdrum reality is restored to the “polis.” Exeunt all.

Funktion / Aktion 6— Sleep is induced in all of us out of boredom.
I think of Spider-Man’s boring foe The Lizard, as much as Batman’s boring foe Man-Bat. 
     In the 1970s particularly, for reasons presumably allied to the horror revival that took place then, werewolves abounded in the comics, alongside the kung-fu characters (berobed bores to a man) and Dracula (“Die Comte fon Suck and Blow”). I say nothing here about Frankenstein (“actually, it’s the Frankenstein monster— ”) and his monotonous ways. 
     Is there any one among the classic pantheon of horror monsters who is tolerable? Perhaps the Mummy. Underneath his bandages, the Mummy is still anonymous (“androgynous”) – there is still room for originality and possibility – improvisation and flux – beneath the bandages, whereas with the others there is no such thing. The werewolf – or the Man-Bat – must behave in a certain tedious way. Dracula shall always be a bloodsucking leech on the poor. Frankenstein shall always wreak havoc among the townsfolk and their laundry.
       The Crypt-Keeper is always dull company at parties. How he drones on.
     I have been going through old DC comics of the Sixties lately, and I realize also that I am not particularly interested in the classic “rogue’s galleries” of most of the heroes. I prefer those stories where Clark Kent is compromised by Red Kryptonite, or by Lois Lane and Lana Lang’s snooping suspicions, or by Jimmy Olsen’s well-intentioned but plainly insane machinations, far more than a story involving the Parasite. (The exceptions are Mr. Mxyzptlk and Lex Luthor. The exception is not Brainiac.)
     (Brainiac bores me.)
     This could be the beginning of a very good suicide note:
     “Brainiac bores me, ergo I must die.”